Trump to pull out all the stops fo Trump-Kim Summit, Motel 6 to Sponsor

(Sentosa Island,
Singapore)

After multiple mean tweets and Rocket Boy references, President Trump agreed to foot the bill for the upcoming Trump-Kim Summit.

Singapore Motel 6 Corporation ("Never Leave the Light On, Period!") is a co-sponsor of the event along with the Koch Brothers, George Soros, and a prostitute known simply as "Myesha."

"I'm looking forward to finally meeting with Rocket Boy in person and insulting him to his face," said Trump in a pre-summit press conference.  "