re: apologies to Jeff Foxworthy
- You find yourself absently scribbling “WTF? WTF?” on your
kids’ homework assignments.
- Your middle school kid cries constantly and it doesn’t have
anything to do with boyfriends, makeup, clothes, texting, or puberty.
- You buy tons of frozen dinners on sale so you’ll have time
for homework.
- Your elementary school student brings home an “F” in math,
but you notice the answer to every problem is correct.
- The teachers at the local margarita bar Happy Hour refuse to
look you in the eye.
- Your kid’s new “aligned” textbook weighs more than he did at
birth.
- You feel like a loser every time you try to add two columns
of numbers together and your child says, “That’s the wrong way.”
- You’d rather clean out the refrigerator than help with
homework.
So funny! Your posts are the best!
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